The Contenders for the 2020 Trophy

Uwe Black
Read MoreRecently wrote an article titled “Gender Identification in the modern era”. Lists his Domicilium Citandi as Pat Pong Street

Cabronski
Read MoreWanted the number plate “NARCOS 1″ but couldn’t spell it properly .. and his wife took the 1. The first non gringo to lift the trophy.

Chewbacca
Read MoreSimilar to a wookie but with a modest short game. Also answers to “Huge” for reasons known only to Dutch.

Van der chippen Putten
Read MoreHis hotel mini bars allow you into the future to see what a coke will cost in 2040. Flatly disputes Uwe Blacks’s claim that the best thing to come out of Holland is the train to Germany.

Oz
Read MoreA sheep in wolf’s clothing. Wears camouflage shorts – we’ve never seen them. Never trust him with your photos.

Rabbi
Read MoreConsiders himself a leading collector of vintage golf shirts. Always bemoans not being straight on tour.

Vijayjay
Read MoreEarlier this year he gave up his day job to spend more time on the range. Recently qualified for the “Who’s yo daddy” swimsuit competition.

Spud
Read MoreA late qualifier for 2020 after having his handicap slashed to 36. CFO and poultry evangelist for Woodchuck Chicken. Good for a top twenty finish.

Gollum
Read MoreThe Tommy Hillfiger of Fatcat. His personal challenge – a needs analysis of Rabbi’s wardrobe

Fargo (Pikanin)
Read MoreFargo by day, Pikanin by night (or so he tells everyone at the bar). Now looking for an assistant given his expected workload on tour.

Magic Mike
Read MoreNow called Mediocre Mike given his current form. Was once a Springbok tequila shootist.

Crappy
Read MoreClaims an interlocked index finger and the angle of the wind against his right knee cost him the chamionship last year.

Dutch
Read MoreHis favorite term “Off Grid” is best used to describe his tee shots on the Links. When not looking for his ball, he can often be found polishing his cobra.

Full Tilt
Read MorePaints himself as an Old Master – Only one of those attributes apply on the course. Always the last to know when it starts raining.

Hipster
Read MoreHis body turn always carries the risk of a hook, never mind a hernia. Only his golf is mainstream.

Canthitabal
Read MoreHis goal is to one day shoot his age – will be lucky to shoot his weight

Herb
Read MoreConsidered a leading authority on Bulgarian garden gnomes. Snores in his sleep … according to Oz ???

Mr Magoogle
Read MoreKnows everything (according to Rocky) including how to lose money quickly at poker and golf.

Wiiings
Read MoreHis staff see more of Halleys comet than they do him. Recently joined Alcoholics Anonymous – still drinks but uses a false name.

Rocky
Read MoreHas a tattoo on his arse that says “If you’re reading this, we’re in prison”. Takes social cues from Nutmeg

Alibabalas
Read MoreHe recently said – “If I had 50c for every scorecard I’d miscounted I’d have R10.80 now”

Brexit
Read MoreHe is widely thought of amongst the primate population to be the original source of Ebola.

Rocketman
Read MoreHe disappears faster after 9pm than his grey hairs on a trip to Denmark. The only thing he can beat with his eyes closed is insomnia.

Big Mac
Read MoreNew brand ambassador for Uber Eats. Uses Big in Japan as his ringtone. A close second to Rocketman in the insomnia stakes.
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